Jokes for fun

I surfed the net today randomly, and came across some lame jokes. Some I thought were really lame and really fit my “lame” personality. Here are some of the lame ones.

1.Question: What is Mozart doing now after he passed away for so long?
Answer: He de-composes.

2. One day, Tom was wearing his favourite sneakers and went to town. He saw a girl, who wore the same pair of sneakers, and soon felt in love with her. He told his friends about the encounter, and his friends asked him what made him find her attractive. He replied, ” The moment I saw her, I knew we are sole mates!”

3. Answer really makes a difference
大家问我男人应当追求什么？我回答：金钱和美女。于是，大家开始鄙视我……
大家又问我男人应当追求什么？我说：事业和爱情！于是，大家开始崇拜我……

4. Is this what a girl wants? Lol!
有一对男女正在吃晚餐
那个女生一直问那个男生：你爱不爱我 ？
男生看了女生一眼又继续吃晚餐
女生很生气又再问了一次：你爱不爱我？
男生终于说：爱
女生又问：那你要怎么证明？
忽然男生从口袋里拿了三十元出来，
且问女生 :你有没有十元？
女生拿了十元给了男生……
男生就把四十元放在桌上
过了一会儿 …..
女生很生气的问男生：你到底要不要证明你爱我啊！
男生说：我己经证明了啊！ 四十摆在眼前！

Hope everyone can smile after reading this post, not getting frozen of course.
Remember: Many laughs a day keep all wrinkles away!
=p

Weekend roundup

I went to expo for the adidas sales. Guessed what… The sales there, I can say is horrible. When I reached there, I saw quite alot of people queuing up to get in. I thought it will be quite a big sale and there should be lots of discounted items.  But once I went in, I was so disappointed. The items inside are so limited. Damn sad. Quite regretful for making my trip down there. 45 minutes bus 858 ride and 10 minutes MRT. Argh!… Go there to experience the human traffic only.

At night, wanted to watch soccer online. But the sopcast is down. I tried refreshing the channel for many times but the match just can’t be loaded. So sad. Nowadays, alot of internet streaming audios and videos are not working anymore. 1st, its internet radio. Then now, sopcast. Soon, there will be more. Maybe its telling me that I should start mugging now!

Today, I went to yckps to play soccer with Heng and Swee Yee. Seriously speaking, what is wrong with some people? As an observer, I always see the ugly side of many people, especially Ian. So what if he is rich? So what if the soccer pitch is under his charge? He can’t manipulate people and always bully those people that don’t voice out. So arrogant! Besides, there were people who kept giving sarcastic remarks, especially to people that they don’t know. I don’t know whether they talked about me, but that is not important. Important is that this is leisure soccer. What is there to get so intense and give people sarcastic remarks when people just made a simple mistake? As I can see, in that soccer match, no one is perfect at all. So, does it necessary to pinpoint everyone on their individual mistakes? The soccer match can actually be quite entertaining, but some of these incidents really spoil the whole mood. Hopefully, next time I went there to play, things will be changed.

Speaking about soccer, I wondered what will be the fate of Newcastle. It seems that Newcastle is on the verge of being relegated, and it was the 1st time that it happened since I supported it when I was in Primary 3 ( Hmm… about 14-15 years). Tough fixtures on the way, and I wondered how they are going to survive. Injuries hit, managerless, and now in the relegation zone. I hate to see that.

Buy buy buy

Yes! I passed my IPPT. Though the results not very fantastic, but at least still in the region of the money incentive. 

And, I think I should go down to the Adidas Expo Sales later to check out if theres any items that I can buy.

Hopefully can get something that I like to reward myself using this incentive money.

搞笑

哪一条牙膏 在对我傻笑 嘲笑我永远用不掉
想睡就睡 想闹就闹 好快乐少了人唠叨
蓝色的碗盘 多买了一套
我忘了没人陪我通宵
要多少替代的丑角 无辜的陪笑
才会让我能真的忘了你的好
我在搞笑 借着热闹 掩盖着心跳
边哭边笑 偏要说着 一个人真好
当人群散了 突然觉得我可以死掉 我受不了
还在搞笑 害怕回家 不知怎么熬
这么多年 早就喜欢 有你的撒娇
我想我能熬 但是至少要让我知道 你好不好
我们的小狗 食量变好小 眼神里常常显得无聊
它习惯睡觉的床位 少了一双脚
所以他常常看着门口睡不着
我在搞笑 借着热闹 掩盖着心跳
边哭边笑 偏要说着 一个人真好
当人群散了 突然觉得我可以死掉 我受不了
我在搞笑 却在最后 眼泪拼命掉
你的离开 失去多少 我计算不了
忙完了一天 突然觉得又何必辛劳 对谁炫耀
还在搞笑 是否拥有 麻痹的疗效
唱一夜歌 却避不开 催泪的曲调
我彻夜胡闹 希望听到有人会提到 你好不好
                                                                                                        
At some point of time, you just feel that it is getting more difficult to make people around you laughing their hearts out. Sometimes, I wonder, are comedians really difficult to maintain their reputation of “funny” or are they running out of ideas, or are they human beings after all, and thus you can’t expect to joke with people all the time?

我在搞笑，希望大家开心了就好，
不要乱想，其实你也可以不一样，
开心或难过，你也可以选择自己要，的心情啊！
祝你快乐！

Today

I woke up early in the morning, and guessed what. I sat in front of my computer watching drama again. Left 3 more episodes, really have the urge to finish it. But come to think about it, I am feeling guilty. Aishi…….

Then later in the day, I went to lunch with baoling at the coffeeshop under my block. Again, whenever I see her, it seems like a mahjong tile is tempting me! AHHH!!! I can’t stop thinking of playing mahjong before my preparation for my exams. So, I decided, I shall organize one as soon as possible, before rejections delayed the time ( Recalled that the last outing with Baoling, Ginny and June took 5 or 6 attempts before it finally went through! ), and eventually I have to give up and wait after my exams.

After the lunch, we both went separate ways, to our respective tuitions. But before that, I noticed that I set off too early, and eventually ended up in J8 shopping. Shopping? I was just merely walking around, and the shop that I stopped longest is Popular! As expected!!!

After the tuition, I went to run with Swee Yee, at the Industrial park area. Initially, I thought I was late, so I dashed all the way down to the park ( don’t know how far is the distance ) and I realised I have no more strength to overcome the short 5.6km route. Furthermore, today was so hot and humid, and there was no wind at all. I can’t even see a slight movement from the leaves on the trees. I thought of talking to myself to cool myself down, but I pant like nobody business. Oh my goodiness!!! I think my fitness dropped alot. Otherwise, I would gladly accepted the excuse of using up all my energy on my way to the park ( Since I dashed all the way there ). But consolation is my arms recovered from the strain, and my pull ups are back to normal again. If not for the run, I am at full gear for this week IPPT. Yay!!!

Now again, I was sitting in front of the computer. Struggling to hold off the temptation of the drama and seriously wanted to do something related to academic stuff. I am lagging behind now. And, I do not wish to be consoled after taking the exams. And, I do not wish to console others especially I do not set a good example as well.

Gam-ba-teh Wei Ming. Gam-ba-teh everyone!

Past week

— I had a bad midterm. Shrewed-up midterm that caused me to dwell over it for so long. And finally I got it over with. Have not been so demoralized for so long. Shall pick it up now and move forward.

— I had a sore gum, caused by my wisdom tooth I guessed. And, I went for some dental appointment before (think it is a year ago), and I was told that the growth of the wisdom tooth is rather small, and it did not cause any harm. But how can it be so painful? I need help!

— I had a craving that I did not manage to fulfill. Wanted to go for a movie,  because I realized I can’t figure out how long it had been for me to enter into the cinema, and of course not counting standing right outside the ticketing counter. Oh… I want to watch movies! But I realized there is no one I can ask to watch with me. Maybe next time I shall watch it myself.

— I missed my Dad. I missed all the things in my old home, the people, the market, the basketball court, the fond memories of my childhood times. How nice would it be if there is a time machine?

I wonder what will happen…

Drama Addict

Had 2 mid terms exams consecutively back in one or a couple of days ago, inclusive of the saturday morning’s. And it is so horrible. The weightage is 30%, so high, can!

Anyway, I did not have enough sleep recently, due to churning out helpsheets and studying for exams. And, I thought I told myself to go to bed and have a compensation sleep. In the end, I didnt, and eventually sitting in front of the computer watching drama, somemore a drama that I should have watched a few months back. And I realised, I cant stop watching after I started, and as a result watching 6 hours. OMG!!!

Now its 1.30am, and I am seriously a drama addict. Think I did not have such an experience for a long time. Only thoughts of tomorrow pack day stopped me from watching further. And I din even feel sleepy when I was watching just now. Well.. I shall end here, if not I will be addicted in continuing writing.

Was that me?

I took a look at Jasmine’s blog and tried out the test. Here is the website. I looked at the results, and realised that they are quite accurate. Maybe its just my opinion. What do you think?

Your view on yourself:

You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don’t like conflict. Because you’re so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren’t interested in wasting time with people you don’t really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Aries

Aries – The Daredevil 

Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge… EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly – easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
Lets do some self-analysis and some self reflection. For every trait here, I can list out one event.  

Energetic: Please ask the people who took part Orientation Camps with me!

Adventurous & spontaneous: Always like to travel, though din go to many countries, but so far once mentioned, I will plan & go for it. Spontaneous right?

Confident & Enthusiastic: I am always confident of falling asleep in lectures. Does that count? Enthusiastic - Ahh… When theres a rhythm of a familiar song is heard!!! U noe what I mean!

Fun: Lame=Fun?

Loves a challenge: Majoring in Math is an example

EXTREMELY impatient:  If you fly me an aeroplane or turn up very late, prepare a coffin for urself! Haha..

Sometimes selfish: Sometimes is mentioned here, so no point elaborating. =p

Short fuse. (Easily angered): If I see someone I dun like, i am angry already. LOL.

Lively: Isnt it same as energetic? Or can I say I like singing LIVE? Lets go and K. Yay!!

Passionate: My expressions will reveal everything I want to say. Din I? Emo or on the contrary, uncontrollable high-ness!

Sharp Wit: Duno whether the birthday messages for the 28th SCMC count?

Outgoing: 我是阳光宅男，just that you need to know me 1st before i look outgoing to u.

Lose interest quickly: I wanted to become a singer, but after so many people “teh”(press the buzzle) so many times, I gave up on that desire. Still, I like singing!

Easily bored: Extremely true! Dun ever let me become a reporter especially. I asked, you answered. You will know you are bored, so I am.

Egotistical: Dun tell me I am not special when I am really not. I am!!?

Courageous and assertive: I am courageous enough to speak the truth, what I have in mind(assertive), but then personal attack I will avoid. I still prefer white lies if necessary. Still, offended alot of people.

Tends to be physical and athletic: Tend ONLY! I love sports, but frequency wise, still not alot. Anyone wants to run tomorrow?

Anyway, friends like to post and tag a note on facebook to let people comment about things they wished to know. It seemed to be the ‘in’ thing now to do. But still, I preferred commenting about myself rather people commenting about me. Well, just the above 3 sentences revealed how egoistic and assertive a person I am. Should end here. Time to sleep.

Credit: Andy for the daredevil description

“Constructive” “Interference” I would say

I think the old mugger Wei Ming is on his way back again. Yes, finally!

Discipline is the key. I think other than Wednesday, I will go to NUS at 6+, and probably reach by 8am each day. Just treat it as 8am lectures everyday. Tested, proven, though its only 2 days, but I can tell that its quite constructive. Just that today is having fatigue after yesterday 8am-10pm mugging+lectures+tutorials session. I must catch up all the things that I have missed during the mid-sem break.

Also, lazy to write another post. Today is a coincidence day. Saw Samuel’s favourite gal for a record 5 times in NUS. Never had that before. Then after I went to gym with Swee Yee, we went for dinner and saw my primary schoolmate, Kwek Keong. After that, on my way home, saw Whye Fang, my secondary schoolmate. Wah!! So coincident lar. Well, the world is so small. In fact, Singapore is so small!