What facts!
June 14, 2009
I have been reading funny facts and quotes of life. And I found some of these which are rather quite factual and funny. These are some of the facts about the negative aspects of gender.
Men:
- All men are extremely busy.
- Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
- Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
- Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
- Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
- Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
- Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
- The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
- Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
- Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
- Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
- Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
- Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
- Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.
Old Post on quotes
June 14, 2009
Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein who was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes:
* “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
* “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.”
* “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
* “I don’t know, I don’t care, and it doesn’t make any difference!”
* “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
* “I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”
* “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.”
* “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
* “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever – This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
* “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
* “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
* “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
* “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
Nice quotes!
如果我变成回忆
June 7, 2009
作词:陈信延
作曲:TANK
累了 照惯例努力清醒着
也照惯例 想你了
好怕一放心睡了
心跳在梦中 不听话的 就停止了
听着 呼吸像浪潮拍动着
越没力越让我忐忑
我还能珍惜什么
如果我连自己的脉搏 都难掌握
如果我变成回忆 退出了这场生命
留下你错愕哭泣 我冰冷身体 拥抱不了你
想到我让深爱的你 人海孤独旅行
我会恨自己 如此狠心
如果我变成回忆 终于没那么幸运
没机会白着头发 蹒跚牵着你 看晚霞落尽
漫长时光总有一天你会伤心痊愈
若有人可以 让他陪你 我不怪你
快乐 什么时候会结束呢
哪一刻是最后一刻
想把你紧紧抱着
可知你是我生命中的 最舍不得
如果我变成回忆 退出了这场生命
留下你错愕哭泣 我冰冷身体 拥抱不了你
想到我让深爱的你 人海孤独旅行
我会恨自己 如此狠心
如果我变成回忆 终于没那么幸运
没机会白着头发 蹒跚牵着你 看晚霞落尽
漫长时光总有一天你会伤心痊愈
若有人可以 让他陪你
如果我变成回忆 最怕我太不争气
顽固地赖在空气 霸占你心里 每一寸缝隙
连累依然爱我的你痛苦承受失去
这样不公平 请你尽力 把我忘记
Thanks, my life is boring
June 7, 2009
Today, I went to my friend’s birthday, and everything was ok. We had a dinner at Astons, and then went to play lan games. When the birthday boy was leaving for clarke quay to drink and smoke ‘healthy’ cigars (forgot about the name of it), our 2 other friends then replied, “We wana go too!” The birthday boy rejected the idea because his friends were not sociable, hence might cause awkwardness. The 2 of them started to feel disappointed, and one of them commented,”Wah.. Your life so happening and so havoc now.”
The conversation followed and they concluded that friends that they met are very important. True true, but what came up next really agitated me. “Too bad we have friends like him (referring to me) who always don’t club, don’t hang out late. Wrong type of friends perhaps!”
I was thinking… What the hell lar. 11 years of friendship, even if its a matter of a joke, you should not put that across this way. And again, from the same mouth, who recently claimed on my birthday celebration that he forgo the concert performed by Jolin and Stephanie just to celebrate for my birthday. And he kept giving me a depressed mood and making me feeling guilty. I would rather he went for the concert that day, instead of whining in front of me. And, I hope he understand, the decision is always his, so stop making remarks as if I was the liability.
Giving me another hell when travelling back home. Kept quiet for the whole journey and seemed to blame me for making the choice of going back home. Seriously, if you really want to go and chill out with him, please go ahead. I do not crave for alcohol, I do not smoke and I have 3 tuitions the following day. Please excuse me. I hate to say this but I am really growing tired out of this. You are really an astrological hell for me.
Thanks again, for commenting my life is boring. Maybe, indeed, so please pursue your own definition of exciting life, and stop grumbling. Thanks.